there should be a thing where you can pay someone to roleplay with you and pretend to be interested
"Maybe, if I’d just been a little stronger, I could have kept going. Maybe I wouldn’t have fallen so far."
i want togami to crawl up into my nostril
"Cutting my hair was a mistake. I wish it would just hurry up and grow already."
"I have…the weirdest boner right now…"
"Er, wait. No, I don’t have a…" She deadpanned. "Just, ah, don’t put your shirt back on, okay…? I haven’t seen anything this good since summer camp."